Lootbox Inc.

Dear <Insert name here>, 

Welcome to FU company where we value player experience above anything else! Well except for stakeholders of course, and money. We definitely prefer money. 

From today onwards you are part of our Lootbox Overview Team, congratulations! 

Please use the buttons to influence what the players will get. If the button does not work, please do not contact the technical department. We fired them last night and nowadays nobody wants to work anymore. The youth of nowadays… 

Your job is to never ever let them leave until they have spent ALL their money.   Oh and also don’t give them too many of those legendary items. Those are expensive. Good luck! 

Signed, 

Boss   Mann

CEO of Friendly Unicorn

Ps: Due to company policy we have reduced your pay to 2 dollars per year